i don’t actually hate people it just exhausts me being around them for extended periods of time even my friends it’s nothing personal i just actually like being by myself yo
my mom spent $9,360 on my private tumbling lessons in one year lmao
tumbling like gymnastics i did not get blogging lessons
Well you need them
i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves
me when i get to school
"we’re gonna leave for a few hours, you’re gonna be home alone"
"we’re gonna have pizza"
"here’s 20$ go have some fun"
"we’re gonna stop by at mcdonalds"
"you don’t have to do the dishes, i’ll do it"
My baby brother’s first girlfriend recently confessed to thinking they were actually a boy. I asked my brother if this bothered him. His response was:
"Well, yeah. If I had have known they were a boy when we were going out, I would have said I had a boyfriend, not a girlfriend."
He was ten.