beeyondce:

sometimes i feel as useless as the ueue in queue

(Source: mockingjcy)

michaxl:

strawberryghostie:

michaxl:

why is everyone in aladdin hot

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my original statement stands

(Source: michaxl)

not-thefunniestblog:

"oh you’re not doing anything so i guess you can help me with th-“
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thisisjustgreat:

PARTY LIKE THE PAST TWELVE MONTHS WEREN’T EMOTIONALLY CRIPPLING

harryedward:

i want to sit next to rihanna at an award show you know she talkin mad shit about everyone 

tonyabbot:

tonyabbot:

i want a selfie thats so good its hung in museums and people line up for hours just to take photos of it

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the bitch beat me to it

(Source: tonyabbot)

The Real Life Barbie

punkvangelion:

ryoukornatoi:

catcherofstars:

teenagepics:

forever90s:

Meet the Human Barbie. 27 year old Valeria Lukyanova is blonde, blue eyed and has an 18 inch waist.Wanna see a real-life Barbie doll? This is not Photoshopped! You’ve gotta see this to believe it. 

This makes me uncomfortable

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omg her waist so small. I’m kinda special of the no plastic surgery, but yeah wtf.

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it’s back on my dash after like a year so might as well put this on here too:

Valeria Lukyanova Facts

  • She had her eyes widened nearly 1.5cm using face lift techniques.
  • She had the pupils enlarged with a scleral tattoos.
  • Her nipples were removed completely.
  • 4 ribs were removed for her waistline.
  • Laser hair removal over her entire body including her scalp, her hair is a plastic wig made of the same fiber they use for real Barbie Doll hair.
  • Deep seams were cut into her hips and arm joints to resemble those of the dolls.
  • Her genitals were completely sealed shut leaving no visible trace.

bet you didn’t know that

hoW DOES SHE PEE THEN

Her nipples were removed completely.

No more sex nor shitting for you young lady


mishasminions:

iraffiruse:

Machine Porn

I’VE NEVER BEEN MORE AROUSED

kanweyest:

All shrek taught me was that if you want someone more attractive than you you have to wait till they’re ugly then swoop in

(Source: nickelbackthatassup)

arcticwankies:

on a scale of 1 to Dylan Sprouse how good are u at handling awkward situations

meladoodle:

the final step in this recipe didn’t say “enjoy!” so i threw my food in the trash

(Source: meladoodle)