hf748get9wihq:

if you have social anxiety and you made that phone call or put in that resume or told that person they’re funny or woke up today I am so proud of you and even if you didn’t do those things I am still proud of you okay

you-have-been-johnlocked:

you-have-been-johnlocked:

you-have-been-johnlocked:

So my mom said I can choose the picture for my birthday cake on Thursday and at that moment I laughed hysterically because it’s going to be one of these pictures

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It was an unintentional superwholock…….

She doesn’t understand my need to have middle-aged men on my birthday cake.

UPDATE:

I’m getting all three!

UPDATE:


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We ended up bringing it to a restaurant……

liarnjamespayne:

in 5th grade they made my class do a seminar thing on drugs and we had to sign an anti-drug pledge and afterwards they gave us these really fancy certificates declaring that we would be drug free forever and i ended up rolling a joint with mine in freshman year so there u go